Things my Baby Girl Can Do that I Can't

Hello all! I'm back for my annual guest post. Here is a short list of things a nine month old baby can do that a fully grown man with a broken clavicle and rib cannot:

1. Roll over
2. Crawl
3. Laugh
4. Raise both arms above the head
5. Smile (and mean it)
6. Get through the day without heavy use of opiate based pain medication
7. Sleep longer than 3 hours at a time
8. Sleep comfortably on one's stomach
9. Sleep comfortably on one's back
10. Sleep comfortably on one's side
11. Sleep comfortably
12. Sleep

Here is a short list of things both a nine month old baby and a fully grown man with a broken clavicle and rib can do with assistance from a beautiful woman in her mid to late twenties:

1. Eat
2. Bathe
3. Dry off
4. Dress
5. Brush hair
6. Get in and out of bed
7. Get up and down stairs
8. Get the remote control from the TV stand

Here is a short list of things a fully grown man with a broken clavicle and rib can do that a nine month old baby cannot:

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