To commemorate 6 whole months (to the DAY) of being wed, I will now recite a short poem.
Being wed
Is so much fun
It's much more fun
Than using a gun [to solve your problems]
Why not have two
When one is no fun
One is not as fun
As two in the sun
We spent our first month
In an extended stay hotel
Every night, we smelled a different smell
Our neighbors were temporary
But our friends would long last
Past the trip across the country
We made it to California from Tewksbury, Mass. FAST!
Now home is Vista
And everyday is just that
The seasons don't change here
Every Saturday at the beach we have sat
Permanent jobs, small apartment, steep rent
6 months and beyond
Can make two people get bent [out of shape]
Yet, marriage is still good
We're happy and bright
Divide household duties
And no one gets a nosebleed from a fight
Adam is swell
I think we'll take this relationship pell mell
6 months and beyond
Of each other, we are quite fond
I think I will delete this poem tomorrow.